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[Movie opens as camera pans to Henrietta Pussycat, Katerina Kittycat, Lady Elaine Fairchilde, Miss Elaina, Mom Tiger and Queen Sarah Saturday in sports bras, short spandex shorts, short running shorts, socks and sneakers and Dad Tiger, Daniel Tiger, King Friday XIII, Music Man Stan, O the Owl, Prince Tuesday, Prince Wednesday and X the Owl in sleeveless loose undershirts, basketball shorts, cycling shorts, socks and sneakers jog and stop]
Daniel Tiger: Wow. Is jogging grr-ific?
[Katerina Kittycat drinks water with her sports tumbler]
Miss Elaina: Great. It was fun. Let us continue our jog until 10:30AM. It is 8:30AM.
[Camera zooms out to Soviet tanks moving to the gang and their families. Katerina stops drinking, drops a sports drinking bottle and the gang and their families put their hands up]
Daniel Tiger: Here they come. Five, maybe?
Katerina Kittycat: No, I would say seven, meow-meow.
[The tanks stop and a Soviet soldier]
Hmong Warrior: Au tsis muaj! Yuav ua li cas tshwm sim? Yog tias peb tsis sim kom dim, peb Hmongs yuav ploj mus ib txhis, zoo li ib tug Holocaust! [Oh no! Did something happen? If we do not get out of here, we Hmongs will dissolve for perpetually, just like a Holocaust!]
President Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III: Kaya gandang upang matugunan ang mo ang lahat. Umaasa ako na mayroon kang isang ligtas na paglalakbay pabalik tahanan. At huwag ay bumalik oras anumang mga. [So nice to meet you all. I hope you have a safe journey back home. And do come back any time.]
SpongeBob SquarePants Kolangha: Paalam na po. At salamat para sa iyong kahanga-hangang pagsasarili. [Goodbye. And thanks for your wonderful independence.]
[As everyone is in, Noynoy closes the door, throws the Republic of the Philippines coat of arms amulet, and gives it to a Philippine Armed Forces personnel and barrow it to a pajama-wearing Prince Wednesday]
President Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III: Itapon ito mabilis. Hindi namin maaaring matirang buhay ngayon dayuhan at mga bisita sa labas ng bansa tulad ng mga ito. [Dispose of this quickly. We cannot survive anymore foreigners and visitors outside the country like these.]
Pajama Warrior Prince Wednesday: Kanan, Ginoong Pangulo ng Pilipinas. [Right, Mr. President of the Philippines.]
[He runs to the dumpster and throws the amulet in there, and Noynoy waves goodbye as they go off. Cut to Sir Chief saluting. Cut to the front as Sir Chief stop saluting and was silent]
Richard "Sir Chief" Lim: Uhh, Ginoong Presidente? [Uhh, Mr. President?]
President Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III: Oo? [Yes?]
Richard "Sir Chief" Lim: Akala ko na ang Time Airlines ay dapat gumawa Maya buhay mas madali. [I thought that the Time Airlines was supposed to make Maya's life easier.]
President Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III: Oo. Paalam sa ngayon. [Yes. Goodbye for now.]
[Noynoy kisses Sir Chief goodnight and scene cuts to a bus]
Gumball Watterson: Goodbye, Philippines. But we really have to go. Back to a little city-state, that is the greatest place I know-oh-oh-oh-oh!